Infant is four months old now and starting to develop a personality all her own. Luckily, it is her saving grace. The colicky, inconsolable behavior is s.l.o.w.l.y. becoming a thing of the past. She's quite happy when she gets to be without a diaper! Imagine that.
Infant has discovered face mapping. Unfortunately, Infant has disgustingly wet, drool-filled sausage fingers that she is more than happy to wipe all over your face. She also finds it amusing to undo Mom's hair. After four months of knowing everything she does not like it is nice to, finally, figure out some things she appreciates. And if it makes Dictator Baby happy then it'll just have to be at whomever's expense. As usual.